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Boys Sidewinder Trunks
- Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.
- I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
- Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
- The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
All the smart people who run the country talk about making the workforce more productive, but they fail to address the key problem, the lack of productivity in our early learning system. All day kids are drawing things, which, even though we occasionally stick on the fridge, usually end up in the bin. It’s time to kickstart productivity in the sector to get the economy going again, which is why we’ve provided fabric rolls and marker pens to pre‐schools around Australia with a truck ready to collect the completed artwork at the end of each day. Next, we’ll be providing the kids with real cement mixers so they can start shovelling sand to help the construction industry out too.