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Funky Trunks - Cacti High - Mens Sidewinder Trunks

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Funky Trunks - Cacti High - Mens Sidewinder Trunks
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Cacti High

Mens Sidewinder Trunks

  • Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me.
  • I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.
  • I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
  • Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
  • The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

New scientific research has demonstrated a clear link between improved athletic performance in the water when multiple cacti are applied to sensitive parts of the swimmer’s body. The athlete’s performance was mainly attributed to an elevated heart rate which resulted from extreme pain, anger, and a desire to destroy the cacti-infused garment being worn at the time. We are working on a race suit with the same technology to help power swimmers to new world and Olympic records.

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