Funky Trunks - Blocked Bars - Boys Sidewinder Trunks

Blocked Bars

Boys Sidewinder Trunks

• Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me.
• I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.
• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

We spend a lot of time online and it’s hard to ignore the published facts about 5G and the impact it has on our minds and bodies. So we’ve designed our latest swimwear to block all 5G from penetrating your skin so you can swim in peace, without fearing the government will send signals into your body to prevent you from swimming (one of your fundamental human rights). It’s important to wear a metal swim cap as well but we’re still working out how to make this without sending you head first to the bottom of the pool (though this is the safest place to be if you want to completely avoid 5G).

Easy 30 days returns and free exchanges!

We aim to make your shopping experience as smooth as possible. We offer straightforward returns if you're not completely satisfied with your purchase.

To begin your return please click on to the Returns & Exchange Portal located on the front page of our website and follow the simple steps.

• Goggles are exchange only
• Underwear and Hats are non refundable and non exchangeable
• Check out our returns policy for more details