LAND GRAB

MENS CLASSIC BRIEFS

Let’s keep this brief. I’m a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and full front lining. 

I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.

Like you, I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort whenever we’re together.

Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming. 

You don’t have to be a cashed-up sultan or swindler to get your hands on a property investment portfolio that makes the Queen’s landholding look like a small patch of grass. Upon purchase of our swimwear you’ll receive instant ownership over numerous land titles with guaranteed perpetual rights. Simply turn up in your swimwear and tell the former owner it’s time to ship out.

Easy 30 days returns and free exchanges!

We aim to make your shopping experience as smooth as possible. We offer straightforward returns if you're not completely satisfied with your purchase.

To begin your return please click on to the Returns & Exchange Portal located on the front page of our website and follow the simple steps.

• Goggles are exchange only
• Underwear and Hats are non refundable and non exchangeable
• Check out our returns policy for more details