PLANET FUNKY
MENS CLASSIC TRUNKS
I’m often referred to as the GOAT. Once you put me on, you’ll understand why.
Cruise through the water in total comfort and support with my 16.5cm sides and stitched front pouch for added room and double lining for support.
I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
I’m not boasting but I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort.
Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
In preparation for our impending departure from Earth to colonise Mars, we thought we’d get in early to prepare the club swimwear for the first Mars Swim Team. Sure the first colonisers will be busy setting up the oxygen supplies, controlling the extreme weather conditions, developing sustainable food supplies, yadi yada, but building a pool and getting a squad together has got to be a priority. Why else is NASA so keen to see if they can find water on Mars?