Sting Stung
Boys Eco Training Jammers
Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me.
- I’ve got a 10cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined.
- I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
- I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort whenever we’re together. ECO C-INFINITY is the same superior quality polyester construction that you’ve come to trust from our C-Infinity fabric, but manufactured from end-of-life plastic water bottles.
- Providing 100% chlorine resistance and exceptional colours, ECO C-INFINITY gives a new life to waste, reducing our environmental impact and keeping you swimming day in and day out in the brightest swimwear on the market.
The incredible popularity of our swimwear has created a thriving black market, with customers reporting their swimwear being stolen from under the noses, which is not ideal when it is the only thing that they are wearing at the time. To counter this alarming trend, we have devised the only plausible solution to the problem. We have trained highly venomous jellyfish that live against your skin to attack anyone that doesn’t match your genetic make-up. All you have to do is lick your device when placing your order so that we can receive your DNA profile and train the jellyfish that we’ll send out in your swimwear.
This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.