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Funky Trunks - Blocked Bars - Mens Classic Trunks

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Funky Trunks - Blocked Bars - Mens Classic Trunks

Blocked Bars

Mens Classic Trunks

  • I’m often referred to as the GOAT. Once you put me on, you’ll understand why.
  • Cruise through the water in total comfort and support with my 16.5cm sides and stitched front pouch for added room and double lining for support.
  • I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
  • I’m not boasting but I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
  • The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

We spend a lot of time online and it’s hard to ignore the published facts about 5G and the impact it has on our minds and bodies. So we’ve designed our latest swimwear to block all 5G from penetrating your skin so you can swim in peace, without fearing the government will send signals into your body to prevent you from swimming (one of your fundamental human rights). It’s important to wear a metal swim cap as well but we’re still working out how to make this without sending you head first to the bottom of the pool (though this is the safest place to be if you want to completely avoid 5G).

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