Galactica
Mens Shorty Shorts
Short and stylish fitted watershort made of quick drying polyester. Features a built-in brief for added support, deep side pockets, coin pocket and drawcord to fasten. Now with Funky Trunks branded brass hardware including metal tips, eyelets and rivets. Funky Trunks patch on leg. Inseam length is 8.5cm. 90% Polyester 10% Elastane.
Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.