Stick Stack
Mens Classic Briefs
Let’s keep this brief. I’m a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and full front lining.
- I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
- Like you, I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort whenever we’re together.
- Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
- Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
Finally, a solution for discarded plastic straws! Our brilliant researchers have discovered that if you heat them to temperatures just shy of the sun’s surface, then mix them together with super-adhesive toxic glue we can create gorgeous swimwear fabric to sit snug against your body. The air bubbles trapped in the tubes stuck in the fabric will give you extra buoyancy in the water, and if you lose your milkshake straw, just whip off your swimwear and start sucking up the good stuff.
This print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!